Groucho was right all along.

Remember the words of Groucho Marx when you think about the modern political situation, for it’s as true now as it was then:

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”

Hell, I’ve got another for ya.

“All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.”

And finally,

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”

I wish I could time travel – Just to see these movies sooner.

Thought you were jazzed about Kick Ass? forget it. Watchmen? BO-ring.

These movies are making me drool to the swimming point. I just can’t get enough. And that’s just the trailers. *homina homina how-wah!*

First up is Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World – In which Micheal Cera is the title lead, who has to. … you know what, just watch the trailer.

Yeah. Just … Yeah. And apparently like Kick Ass, this is ALSO based on a little indie comic nobody but a few g33k(0RR comix-nerds have heard of. I’m just waiting for the Sluggy Freelance movie.

Next up: Another Disney adaptation of a Disney creation…. *facepalm* I really wish I were joking about that. And I really wish I could boycott it, but dammit, Just like POTC, this lo0ks freaking excellent!

‘This’ btw is the new Disney live-action film, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. *lacks words to describe* Just watch it. I’m serious. *drools all over himself*

I think Mickey just shit himself.

Something to make me feel better about ignoring my blog and watching porn.

Pointless derogatory personal opinion about the state of affairs in modern movie making, backed up with links to other losers like me who I make out to think the same things I do, but who I probably stole my opinions from in the first place. Comparison to the past, obviously intending to make the past look better than it was.

Ironic statement.